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Aaron Gideon Parnas is an American lawyer, Democratic strategist, and digital media commentator. He is the son of Lev Parnas, a former associate of Rudy Giuliani who was involved in the Trump–Ukraine scandal. Initially a supporter of the Republican Party and of Donald Trump, Parnas later became affiliated with the Democratic Party. He gained attention during the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine for his commentary on TikTok and has worked as a securities litigation attorney in Washington, D.C.
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