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Established in 1867, the Nebraska State College System is the governing body for Nebraska's three public colleges that are not part of the University of Nebraska System.
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Bibimbap, sometimes romanized as bi bim bap or bi bim bop, is a Korean rice dish.
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The Czech Republic women's national rugby union team played their first international in 2004.
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